Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!Ĭontinue to the next sketch. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean Peoples Front crack suicide squad Suicide squad, attack They all stab themselves Suicide Squad Leader: That showed em, huh Brians mother: Hes not the Messiah. Brians mother: Led by a bottle, more like. I watched those shows on the public television station in Chicago. Funny Quotes From Monty Pythons Life of Brian - Wise Man 1: We were led by a star. I loved 'The Goodies,' too, and 'The Two Ronnies.'. Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam. 'Monty Python' became my religion when I was 10. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Remember all of the best jokes by reading through the best and funniest Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes below. Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! spam spam spam egg and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam. Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam. Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon egg sausage and bacon egg and spam egg bacon and spam egg bacon sausage and spam spam bacon sausage and spam spam egg spam spam bacon and spam spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on.
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